Month: August 2018

Death of a Salesman

No, this is not a review of the Arthur Miller Pulitzer Prize winning book or the Tony Award winning play. Instead, this is more of a dream of mine, a desire to kill the salesman so that life can return to normal. Before you decide to call the authorities and report me for a crime it appears I am planning to commit, please read on. (more…)

Christian Bumper Stickers Linked to Higher Automobile Accident Rate

The link may be weak and the research suspect. The information gathered may be anecdotal and the double-blind study more like a both eyes require reading glasses for the small print. Still I believe that I can connect bumper stickers bearing common Christian sayings with a sharp increase in collisions involving the vehicle with said sticker and/or the vehicle driven by an individual who read said sticker.                                                           (more…)

I Need New Glasses

I put this pair on and I can see the past but the future seems out of focus. The eye chart that covers the past twenty years seems to be only made up of the large E at the top so I can see it perfectly. The eye chart of the future seems to only contain the name of its manufacturer which is written in the smallest font possible at the bottom of the card. (more…)

Duality

Oxford Dictionaries.com defines duality as: “An instance of opposition or contrast between two concepts or two aspects of something; a dualism.” To me duality or dualism can be explained through this example, if I point at my wife’s pregnant belly and exclaim, “I did that,” it’s wrong. If my wife, during labour, points at her belly and exclaims in a much more aggressive and angry tone, “you did this,” it’s not wrong. (more…)